Programmation poétique - Chapitre V : Drunk Terminal

Welcome into this drunk terminal !
Enter your silly commands, homie !
$>pwd
You mean "pwnd" ain't you ? 
Who do you think you're talking to bro' ?
$>cd
$>cd P
Dude, auto-completion is for noobs.
Try to type your repertory name without me...
You lazy nerd !
$>cd Personal
$>ls -lahtr
Can't remember what's on your own "Personal" mess ?
Damn, it suxxx !
$>whoami
LooL !
You need a shrink dude !
Stop wating my time: you got a phone call to do !
$>exit
Was waiting for this !
I'm gonna drink some beer...
See you next time, bro.
$>_