Welcome into this drunk terminal !
Enter your silly commands, homie !
You mean "pwnd" ain't you ?
Who do you think you're talking to bro' ?
Dude, auto-completion is for noobs.
Try to type your repertory name without me...
You lazy nerd !
Can't remember what's on your own "Personal" mess ?
Damn, it suxxx !
You need a shrink dude !
Stop wating my time: you got a phone call to do !
Was waiting for this !
I'm gonna drink some beer...
See you next time, bro.